Category: Joke Board
The Top 20 Things Hanging on Celebrities' Christmas Trees
20> Michael Jackson: his noses, circa 1982-2006
19> CIA Director Michael Hayden: Gitmo detainees, until they talk!
18> Amy Winehouse: spare eyeliner pencils
17> Barry Bonds: a fallen star that used to be at the very top
16> Kiefer Sutherland: shredded-bedsheet tinsel
15> Heather Mills McCartney: little gold shovels
14> Led Zeppelin: a bumper crop of freshly thrown brassieres
13> Tina Turner: copies of Ike's death certificate -- and his
testicles
12> Tom Cruise: tinfoil hats
11> Michael Vick: cute little floppy-eared beagle puppies
10> Yosemite Sam: orneryments
9> Angelina Jolie: her collection of small children from around
the world
8> Stephen King: grislytoe
7> Former Senator Larry Craig: NOTHING GAY!!!!
6> Don Imus: Ho-Hos
5> Lindsay Lohan: inattentive pedestrians
4> Kid Rock: little bottles of shampoo, all unopened
3> Britney Spears: "Oh, crap! Is Christmas *this* month?"
2> Ron Jeremy: let's just say that ain't tinsel
and the Number 1 Thing
Hanging on a Celebrity's Christmas Tree...
1> George W. Bush: Easter eggs
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Hate to admit it, but these are lists, I mean funny.
Bob
hahha. that's good....like number 1
Not being into celebrities, I only got a few of them, but number one was the best.
There were a couple I didn't get either. My favorites were the Barry Bonds, Tina Turner, and Michael Vick references.
Those were funny, but I couldn't help feeling sorry for the puppys.